The OC Interview of Hilarity Tag
Choose three or more of your OCs.
Answer the questions.
1. Ahh yes! Welcome to the interview! Would you first like to introduce yourself?
Herbie: Greetings subjects, I'm the Herbal Princess of the Olden Woods!
Bloomette: Hello, I'm Bloomette. Herbie's younger sister and princess in training...
Bit: My name is Bit. I'm the former guitarist of the Boy Band Royalty "Prince Fours", and currently Herbie's fiance.
Edmund: I'm the Fire Lump Prince, but you can call me Edmund.
Gio: That's my twin sister Dicah! (points and winks at Dicah)
Dicah: That's my twin brother Gio! XD (points and winks at Gio)
PattyPan: Patty's the name, Metal Art's mah game!
Hale: My name is Hale, and it's a good day to meet you all!
Pasha: Hello, my name is Pasha Patell. A wonderful morning to you all, as well.
Flinke: Flinke! Guard Trainee of the Thunder Kingdom! Reporting for duty, SIR!
2. So, are you acquainted with any of our other participants?
Herbie: Well, Bloomette's my sister, I'm engaged to Bit, Edmund's a freeloader that stays more in my house than he does to his kingdom. I think I'd seen PattyPan hang out with my Bit, though.
Bloomette: most of them yes. My sister, Bit and Edmund lives with me at my sister's kingdom. I'm also friends with Floriel!
Bit: I know most of these guys...although I never seen bird-head there. Same goes to the faun and ...is that blonde a dude or a girl?
Edmund: I know all of them. No Question.
Gio: me and my sister hangs out with PattyPan and Flinke the most. We also tag Floriel along in some of our trips.
Dicah: I KNOW EVERYBODY!
PattyPan: Let's see. Bit's my Inventing Buddy, Barnabas' is my most valid customer, The twins are my bestfriends, Hale's the guy I buy my fish from and Flinke's just a sweet guy that likes to hang around with me
Hale: I sell fish so i can't really tell if I met these guys more than once. Although, I'm closely associated with Pasha there.
Barnabas: I don't know the rest, but Patty fixes me...oh, and those twins follows me a lot.
Pasha: I'm friends with Hale, that I can say. As of everybody else...that'll be an information worth paying for...
Flinke: As a guard, I'm more focused on my training, so I don't have much time to socialize...although at day offs, I hang out with Gio, Dicah and Patty!
Hale:...You still owe me 200 bits from that fish you stole, lightning man!
3. Let's start with the basic questions. How old are you?
Edmund: uh...17? (He's 17 for a long long time now...)
4. Height and weight?
Herbie: I'm 5'9"...don't you dare ask about my weight again!
Bloomette: I'm 5'2"
Bit: I'm 5'10 and...uh...I think I weight about 150 pounds!
Gio: 5'4" and 146 lbs!
Dicah: 5'3" and 140 lbs!
PattyPan: I'm 5'8", and my weight...why the flippin' pomp would you wanna know that?! YOU CALLIN' ME FAT?!
Hale: I'm 6'8" in height and 127 by pounds!
Barnabas: 6"11 feet. 290 lbs.
Pasha: 5'9" in height. never mind the weight...
Floriel: I'm small! and light weight!
Flinke: Well, last time I try measuring myself, I'm 6 feet and 3 inches. Now for weight, I think I'm about 190 pounds...
5. Sexual orientation?
Herbie:...cough* well, I was a closet bisexual before...
Bloomette: s-straight! >8U
Bit: I'm straight.
Bit: I AM! I'm engaged to Herbie for Glob's sake!
Edmund: whatever man. I'm all straight, too, if you wanna know.
Dicah: BISEXUAL!...naw, kidding! But I might be UuO
PattyPan: Ah go for men, luv! If ah' got the chance to!
Hale: When I was younger, I might have been adventurous, but I prefer the opposite gender at my age now...
Barnabas: So you might have been pansexual?
Hale: might have been~
Barnabas: Sigh...would it matter to know mine? If it's any answer, I like women...
Pasha: I have no time to know my own preferences.
PattyPan: not even a hint?
Pasha: No!...why would the interviewer want to know, anyway?
Herbie: hmm, lizard lady has a point!
Floriel: I love Bloomette, does that make me...?
Flinke: Oh, no no no, honey! Loving Bloomette like that will not make you gay!
Dicah; what about you, Flinkie? Are you gay or not?
Herbie: Slowly degrading...
Bloomette: <8D i don't know...smart?
Edmund: Show off...
Edmund:...screw, you, Blue Balls!
Gio: We dunno!
Dicah: yeah! WHO NEEDS SMARTS WHEN YOU CAN PRETEND TO SOUND SMART! (puts on glasses and tilts them) Molecules~
PattyPan: Well, I had an IQ of 19 when I was at school. o,o
Hale: Doesn't matter! What matters is I can fish!
Barnabas: And cut woods
Pasha: And kil- play music.
Flinke: That's sweet, hun ^^ yes, yer a ten!
Floriel:...puts daisy chain head lace on Flinke's head*
7. Bra size?
Bit: YEAH, NO, YER NOT GETTING THAT!
Edmund: You have to land one punch that'll actually hurt for me to get that info out!
Herbie and Bloomette: our heroes~
Gio: I'm a boy.
Dicah: But yer a bra size A!
Gio: OAo ?!
PattyPan: >8U WHAT? WHY THE PERSONAL QUESTIONS?!
Hale: um...lemme guess, yer a B, Patty?
PattyPan; HOW DID Y-
Hale: special talent...
Pasha: I'm not allowed to disclose that fact...EVER! >///<
Flinke: Oh that's easy, it's-
8. Let's cut the boring questions. Firstly, how many weapons are currently on your person?
Herbie: Um, I got a steel corn hidden under this wardrobe! Wanna see?
Bloomette: Um, I don't really approve of using reasons so...nope, nothing!
Bit: My Voice can control sonic and molecular movement when I put my mind to it. So, you could consider me A LIVING WEAPON!
Edmund: Yeah? Well, I have twin sisters for weapons: Punchahontas and Sockagawea!
Gio: I don't carry weapons. sorry 8/
Dicah: I cut a credit card into a ninja star! Wanna see it?
PattyPan: I have a golem in my dressing room. Technically, he's not "on my person" now, but he counts, right?
Hale: I have my Fishing gaft!
Barnabas: my right arm can pulp you. That counts, yes?
PattyPan: rubs her cheek against Barnabas' metal arm* ohhh yeah~ it does, baby~!
Pasha: ...*clears throat*Ihaveascimatar*cough*
Floriel: ...*shows tiny stinger popping out of her wrist*
9. Are you wanted for any crimes?
Herbie: I...rob graves...FOR FOOD! OKAY! YOU CAN'T COMMIT ME FOR SURVIVING!
Bloomette: I, uh, killed a roach in front of the Roach Prince. 6///6
Edmund: A lot. I once murdered the Ogre Prince of the Shardlands. Until now, I'm considered a fugitive in his kingdom...
Gio and Dicah: MAYBE~ we did so many pranks~ We lost count to how many are we wanted for~
PattyPan: I might have re-discovered gun powder...which is illegal in some kingdoms...
Hale: I'm just a honest, simple fisherman, sir. I don't know if I'm guilty of any crimes or not!
Barnabas: Same here.
Pasha: ...trade secrets!
Floriel: I once tried to steal candy from a nice fellow bee man.
Flinke: And I once tricked my entire platoon into shampooing their heads with super glue!...oops. O_O
10. And the age old 'Are you a virgin?'
Herbie: U///u///U nope~
Bloomette: o///o y-yes...
Bit: not anymore~ HEAR ME BROTHER? I GOT LAID!
Herbie: T///-///T hun' shut up
Edmund: Yeah, no, I did it like...times before
Gio: WHO WANTS TO KNOW?!
Dicah: yep, we both are! 8D
PattyPan: Yeah! me, too!
Edmund: yer proud to be a virgin?
PattyPan: 8D...D8 *sobs*...oh Glob why?
Pasha: um, for all honesty, no. But I don't want to talk about it, please...
Flinke: It's a big people's word, honey.
11. Do you ever fantasize about same-sex relations?
Herbie: Fantasize? I've been in one!
Bloomette: What?! No!...I mean...maybe...some time ago...
Herbie: O-O did I just-?
Edmund: (looks at Bit) I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
Bit: oh yeah? how about you, hot stuff?
Bit: (looks at Ed) I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
PattyPan: O///A///o WHAT?! NO!...yeah, okay, maybe a little! 9///w///9
Hale: ...It's cuz I'm Greek, is it?
Pasha: When it's given, I might UuU
Flinke: No, Honey, not that way...
12. Lovely. So, what is your favorite curse word?
Edmund: "Son of a Lump"
Gio: "Beak!"..like "beak off!"
Dicah: GASP! MOM! GIO SAID A BAD WORD!...That "Mustard!"
Hale: "Flying Feather"
Pasha: Why would I even?
Flinke: WHOA, NELLY! You shouldn't be saying that on TV, hun!
Floriel: o-o///I'm sorry...
13. When was the last time you threw up?
Everybody:...WHAT THE CHUCK?
14. Have any mental illnesses?
Herbie: I have my moments when I can be very depressed
Bloomette: Herbie, it's perfectly normal given your circumstances then...
Bit: Yeah. besides, you were able to overcome them!
Herbie: you two...
Edmund: sigh* no, I don't know if I'm crazy by your standards or not.
Gio: I think my sister's may have one-
Dicah: YOU LIE!
PattyPan: Some of my friends say I might have some since I'm always so active, but if to be normal means being unimaginative? THEN SCREW IT! I'M PROUD TO BE CRAZY!
others: *Inches a bit away from her*
Hale: Well, urm, not that I know of.
Barnabas: Frankly, I may be a bit depressed, but I'm learning to cope with it...
Pasha: If you know my secret, you'll think so...
Floriel: My dad said I'm a bit traumatized about something. he maybe right.
Flinke: No, I ain't crazy...okay, maybe just a bit! How else can I pull such great pranks!
15. What is your biggest phobia?
Bit: The day that machines will try to rebel against us...
Bit: It could happen!
Edmund: ...d-drowning >_>
Hale: Being stuck in the air
Pasha: Dying alone
Floriel: ...giant...Venus flytraps?
Flinke: Altophobia, sir...
16. Do you crossdress often?
Herbie: *points to her chest* really? with these? really?
Bloomette: Um, once, during a Halloween party!
Bit: ...yeah, I did. BUT IT'S HERBIE'S DOING! OKAY?!
Herbie: We did roleplays~ He was a sexy nurse! U///u///U
Bit: SHUT UP, LANDSLIDE!
Dicah: All the time! with mah bro~
Hale: Haha, with my built, kinda hard to, mate!
Pasha: Once in a while (in a mission)
Floriel: I once dressed up like daddy!
Flinke: uh, no, sir. I did and will not.
17. Have any addictions?
Herbie: Pie. Especially Pumpkin (don't. Ask.)
Bloomette: I'm addicted to sewing dresses
Bit: This game called Miner's Craft!
Edmund: Pfft. lame game
Bit: WHAT YER TONGUE, COAL PRINCE!
Edmund: 939 nerd.
PattyPan: chocolate...you got chocolate there, Mr. interviewer?
Hale: I'm addicted with the green and gold. Money~!
Pasha: Shawarma. UuU good, suculent lamb meat...
Floriel: Honey Biscuits!
Flinke: Angel Food Cake~
18. What is the closest you have ever been to dying? Or have you ever died?
Herbie: I...slipped and hit my head once in a fall. Thought I was gonna die then...
Bloomette: I almost got incinerated in a fight between a Firework Prince and the Watt Prince. Until edmund saved me...
Bit: The first time I stood up against a bully and save Herbie. Just so happen I was up against a demon...
Edmund: I...once fell off a boat and nearly drowned. That's once thing we coal people will never learn: how to swim...
Gio: Lord Thunderbird catching us from a prank.
Dicah: Which is like dozens of times already!
PattyPan: When I first made my first golem, Zeygerharts, the spell that brought him to life went haywire. He attacked me and nearly killed me until dad showed up and stopped him!
Hale: There was that one time when I read the winds wrong and my ship sailed directly into a storm. The storm part was the easy part, it's the kraken that nearly killed me!
Barnabas: A basilisk took my limbs. He nearly took me, too...
Pasha: Oh, too many times, luv.
Floriel: Something horrible that nearly took me away some years ago...just like the way it took my mum...
Flinke: When i first went to my first assignment escorting the Prince through the ice lands, me and my fellow guards got attacked by Snow giants. Thank Glob, his highness was there, though...(but that kinda scarred mah ego =3
19. Have the men in white coats ever taken you away?
Herbie: White coats?
Bit: I think they meant "science guys"
Herbie: oooh...yeah, they tried to "dissect" me and see how I tick, but them nerds stopped by the time they noticed the chests.
Bloomette: What did you do?
Herbie: I played a little game of "doctor" with them, smitten them and then...
Bit: O///-///O y-yeah?
Herbie: I brained them with a dish pan and ran like heck!
Edmund: Great strategy, Herbs.
Herbie: Thank you, Ed~!
Gio: Are they still alive?
Dicah: Yeah! I mean, did you try to get even with them?
Herbie: what? Like kill em' No!
PattyPan: Still, that sounded like a serious subject, Herbs!
Hale: Aye, had you alerted anybody?
Herbie: oh, them are just nerds. Besides, I hired someone to take care of them...(winks at someone)
Pasha: Nods and smirks*
Flinke: Oh, silly, Flo, Pasha's a good lady! She's no assassin!
Pasha: yes...good lady...
20. Are the men in white coats after you?
Herbie: They won't be anymore~
Herbie: I mean, they wouldn't bother trying...
Everybody except Pasha:
Pasha: starts jotting down notes*
21. Do you snore?
Herbie: Some night.
Bloomette: Not that I know of. o///o
Edmund: No. i sleep like a baby.
Bit: You whine all the time?
Edmund: i think yer confused. That's YOU!
Gio: yeah, a bit.
Dicah: But only when we're very, very, very tired!
PattyPan: Very, very, very, very, very tired!
Hale: I sleep alone, so i don't know.
Floriel: I buzz when I sleep.
22. Are you drooling right now?
Flinke:...wait, what's was that with Dicah?
23. Let's say that this room was about to explode, and you could save one other person in here. Who would you choose?
Herbie: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!
Bloomette: WHAT THE HECK?!
Bit: THAT'S AN AWFUL QUESTION!
Edmund: ...why's everyone so fed up suddenly? You do know my amulet can absorb flames, right?
Gio: oooh! really?
Dicah: Can we test it? OH! OH! GIO! SET THE STUDIO ON FIRE!
PattyPan: NO! NO SETTING STUDIOS ON FIRE!...wait, til the interview's over! I wanna see that amulet in action!
Hale: um...my basket?
Barnabas: Don't make us choose...
Pasha: Why save one, if you can save many? I'm sure we can work that out!
Flinke: PattyPan!...definitely PattyPan!
24. When was the last time you used the toilet?
Herbie:..That's a sick question!
Bloomette: Yeah! Why would you wanna ask that?
Bit: Wait, is it a toilet break? Cuz i could use a wizz.
Edmund:Who uses "wizz" nowadays?
Bit: Ed, would you just shut up?
Edmund: make me, noodle arms!
Gio: Seriously, though, is it a toilet break?
Dicah: I need to use the loo! Wanna go with me, Patty?
PattyPan: Sure, cover my seat, hale?
Hale: Sure, take your time.
Pasha: I'm fine, you can go ahead and ask some more questions!
Floriel:...flew off to use the toilet
Flinke: I'm going to use...the bathroom...
(one toilet break later)
25. Have you ever kissed a girl/boy?
Herbie: Girl? yes. Boy? lotta times~
Bloomette: yes. U///u///U
Herbie: which one, luv? dude or gal?
Bloomette: O///-///O IT'S EDMUND!
Bit: I kissed three girls in my life...
Edmund: one of them being your mum?
Bit: SHUT UP!
Edmund: I kissed girls. Not A girl...
Gio: um...just one girl
Dicah: was it me, Gio?
Gio n-not really...
Dicah: ooohhhh. Anyways, for me, yeah I ALMOST kissed s dude! But I ended up kissing a cheek..."down there"...by accident.
PattyPan: I wanna kiss this one guy, but I'm like "meh, screw it! there's time for that..."
Hale: I kissed one girl in my life, and that's my wife.
Edmund: that's just sad, sir.
Hale: but satisfying~
Barnabas: just one girl...
Pasha: I don't wanna get into that...
Flinke: me, too...
26. Did you like it?
Bit: oh yeah, Herbie especially
Edmund: it was alright...
Edmund: BUT YERS WAS THE BEST, BLOOMIE! <8D ahaha...
Dicah: it ain't lips, but a butt cheek would do just fine!
PattyPan: I hope! <8U
Pasha: it was...fine
Flinke: ...I hadn't yet 9-9
27. The little voices in your head. Do you talk to them?
Herbie, Bloomette, Bit, Edmund and Patty: ADMIN
Gio: funny voices you say?
Dicah: Maybe that's me and Gio yer talking about~ who knows? is it?
Pasha: I try not to let them...
Flinke: No, sir!
28. Were you made fun of in school? Why?
Herbie: Cuz i got huge boobs...
Bloomette: I'm home schooled actually...
Bit: well, back then my hair was all afro-like, I wear this huge braces that covers my entire jaw. Not only that, but my first instrument was a tuba...and tubas aren't cool.
Edmund: I was never the one who was picked on. I'm the one who picks people!
Gio: Well, I never was a guy who gets picked on easily. I can get back to people, so they all watched out!
Dicah: I once cut a credit card into a ninja star...them pickers go "bye-bye"~
PattyPan: I'm a daddy's girl and an all around oil-junkie. Not too many clique girls would like that!
Hale: I'm not good at flying when I was younger.
Barnabas: I don't recall...
Pasha: I was once made fun of in school cuz lack training and I mess up a lot...
Dicah: o3o you mess up your music?
Pasha: you can say that...
Flinke: A lot of good reasons, but i always get back at them~
29. I can't think of a question to ask you. Have any comments?
Herbie: Hmm, no. OH! WAIT! CAN WE DO SHOUT-OUTS?
Bloomette: yeah, let's do Shout Outs!
Herbie: GORDIE! NICOLI! CARMEL! ANGELINE! THUNDERKINS! I'M SHOUTING YER NAME ON LIVE TV! KRONAN, HONEY, I PROMISE I'LL GIVE YOU A NEW BATCH OF MUFFINS, KAY? RIYUMI! NEVER LET YOUR MAN HAVE HIS WAY All the time~ what else...
Bloomette: Lizzie! Amy! Adelind! Hi! hope yer enjoying yer day!
Bit: LUPE! DON'T FORGET OUR JAM THIS WEEKEND! AND, uh, SAME GOES TO YOU, SIR HUBBARD! I WON'T FORGET OUR TRAINING!
Edmund: Elijah, you sonovalump, I'm coming after you!
Bit: Whoa, whoa, whoa, no death threats, mate! Is this yer first shout out?
Gio: Um, Maggie. If you're watching this. I hope we can hang out more...o///o
Dicah: BOYS! I'M SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE! CALL ME!
PattyPan: Archibald! Wazzup, luv? We should hang out sometimes!
Hale: I GOT FRESH FISH! YOU ALL WATCHING, KNOW THE NAME! HALE MEGARA! BEST FISHERMAN OF THE WORLD!
Barnabas: Alcina, my lord, I am well. Enjoy your day with the werewolf prince.
Pasha: To those young students under Kenny's wing. Learn well...
Floriel: Prince Nicoli, I lab you! You've been kind to my dad, so deserve all the lab!
Flinke: Um, Sir Traebane. Sorry I have to ditch my training for this. I SWEAR I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU!
30. This interview has ended? Are you gleeful? Or would you like to complete our 100 question survey over thumbtacks?
Herbie: Yeah, I'm gleeful! and bushed
Bloomette: Um, I'll pass on that survey. I still need to feed Nelson-
Gio: um, no thanks
Dicah: I'll answer that survey!
PattyPan: I still need to pick up some pipes I ordered from a cute Strawberry Dude, so, nah, not tonight!
Hale: And I still got some fish to salt. Maybe next time, friend interviewers!
Barnabas: I'm tired, but thank you for taking your time for letting me answer
Pasha: I...got some people in white coats I need to visit...
Dale: hey there, honey, you sleepy?
Floriel: yes, daddy.
Dale: *to Flinke* thank you for having her tag along...
Flinke: Oh, it's nothing. She wasn't so bad...
Herbie: dudes, where's Chives?
(Backstage: Chives is eating a staff member)