[creeping through the forest] Randomguy: man, beautiful day around here. Medic: we're not here to enjoy the sunshine. Randomguy: Then why did you drag me out here? Medic: So we can test my new medigun! Randomguy: and how do you propose we do that? Medic: Simple, we find a humanoid-like species, kill it, and see if the medigun can revive them. Randomguy: Isn't that kinda against what we stand for? Medic: were not doing this on an actual human, just a species with similar anatomy, and since this is for science and will no doubt save millions of lives, it's not in any way evil. Randomguy:Fine, but if were gonna do it, the persons gotta be isolated, and when the procedures done the person must not think he died. Medic: Fine, [sees herbie] Ooooo, I think we found our specimen... Randomguy: where- oh no, not HER. Not only will she sick that flesh-eating onion on us but she's also a plant person, meaning she'll just regenerate any damage we dish out. Now come on we gotta get out before she sees us. [Both tiptoe away stealthily until randomguy steps on a twig, causing it to fly into a bears foot, causing the bear to roar loudly and tackle a tree, causing the tree's branch to fall on a heavy, causing him to eat a sandvich extremely loudly to heal, causing him to start shooting his loud cannon at the bear, which misses and knocks down a tree, which then knocks down rows of trees like dominos until the forest spontaniously combusts and starts a wildfire. Then randomguy and medic slowly back away from the carnage until they trip over herbie.]
Randomguy: Your not getting away this time! [Throws an ice blast at flame princess, causing a wave of steam to blow through the field.] Flame princess: We'll see about that! [casts a spread of fireballs at randomguy, who deflects them with his sword.] Randomguy: Medic, you got that flame-elemental countermeasure ready yet? Medic: Its ready, I just gotta find it! [searching through backpack] lets see, is this it? [pulls trigger] no, thats the rocket launcher. ah its this! [pushes button] wait, thats the sonic blast generator] hm, mabye this! [presses button] NOPE, THATS JUST THE MEGAPHONE!
Randomguy: [Using a magic ice ward to block flame princess' fire stream attack.] Whats taking so long, medic? Medic: I just can't find it, it must be still at the base. Randomguy: Just great, got any other bright ideas? Medic: hmm, wait here it is! [takes an object out of his left holster and presses its button, causing a medical syringe to fly from its barrel, bounce off a tree, and stick herbie in the back of the head] No, thats just my syringe gun... Wait! I have an idea! [takes out a blue bottle marked "liquid nitrogen", pours it into a syringe, and loads it into the gun.] Medic: keep her distracted, I know what to do now!